Dropkick Murphys - First Class LoserLyrics

Have you ever had a family or a friend that drove you crazy? A foe or a neighbour who's obnoxious, rude or lazy? The type of guy you'd cross six lanes of traffic to avoid He's always got his hand out, he's wicked unemployed You can't ditch him, you can't lose him, there is no place you can hide He's a bully, he's a jerk, he's everything that you despise But you can't just tune him out because he's too loud to ignore When he shows up at your house, you kill the lights and hit the floor Cause he's a first class loser He's a first class loser He's a first class loser, which nobody can deny He's a first class loser He's not my type of guy His personality is impervious to reason or suggestion He can't take a hint and he overstays his welcome He's nobody's friend, yeah he's hated by all races He only cares about himself, he parks in handicap spaces Cause he's a first class loser He's a first class loser He's a first class loser, I'll stab him in the eye He's a first class loser He's not my type of guy We've all got some loser in us but it ain't a full time job I may be a little difficult but I'm not a total knob I wanna hit him, bite him, fight him, punch him watch him as he falls I'm gonna trash him, kick him, scratch him, club him, smash him in the balls! He's a first class loser He's a first class loser He's a first class loser, which nobody can deny He's a first class loser, he's not my type of guy He's a first class loser, he makes me wanna cry He's a first class loser I wouldn't miss him if he died (Oh, hell no) (What, what? Come on. You know what I'm saying)