De La Soul - Jenifa Taught Me (Derwin's Revenge)Lyrics

Access to her cove lovestruck was my mode Took a look dropped my textbook Jenifa... Oh! Breakfast broke it fast she was in my English class Asked for notes rocked my boat Jenifa... Oh! Jenny lost her favourite penny so I gave her a dollar She kissed me and I hollered! In a flash the schoolbell rang Jenny grabbed onto my hand Took me home and said "Trugoy just swing it, swing it, swing!" The Downstairs where we met, I'd brought records, she'd cassettes Lost a break, found her shake, Jenifa, oh Jenny Transcripts showed more than flirt, "I love daisies" read her shirt Grabbed my jeans, Jimmy screamed, Jenifa, oh Jenny Morals shaped like the floss, no one could live their life for Pos Found her house, aroused my joust, Jenifa, oh Jenny Her clothes I did shuck, just like Dan I strictly stuck To the punt, she cried "Kick it!", Posdnous was in Jenny only thought about Jimmy, but asked was I a virgin Like some kid named Derwin? She said, "Let's try it in the bathroom", but the 'nous is way above sinks So to the kitchen she did Dan and came back wrapped in Saran Break Now wait a minute! Little Derwin got somethin' to show us that Jenny Could never do (Listen...) Hey! Look at little Derwin! Look at him go, look at him go! Awww... Baby! Positions, muscles flexed, Dove was lost in a Ghana hex Passed her test, felt her teddy, Jenifa, oh Jenny Notions soothed the mood, Dove was lost in De La heaven Scream Plug 2, did the do, Jenifa, oh Jenny Jenny teased my homeboy Granny, in fact she teased so many She was known as a garden tool No more I dispatch, was it Jimmy had met his match? Or could it be the realization all girls owned a Jenny? For normal health I have fought, a valuable lesson she hath taught Don't flaunt that the candy is good unless you came with plenty