Wayne Watson - Teenager in the HouseLyrics

Boxes full of baby clothes Stacked up near the roof Boxes full of little baby shoes Envelopes of baby hair A homeless baby tooth And every single shade of baby blue He's through with pulling wagons now Through with riding trikes That first day without training wheels was hard That is ancient history Let me tell ya what he likes Racing up and down the driveway in my car [Chorus] This is what can happen when your girl becomes your spouse The stork begins delivery at your door One day home sweet home will be quiet as a mouse This is why we pray a whole lot more Teenager in the house Well recently a revelation started coming clear That's right, son, you call those "girls" Hey, can the phone be surgically implanted in the ear He's reaching out and touching half the world [Chorus] Philosophy and wisdom from the experts all agree Parenthood can be a little rough Well, I can't speak for you But listen I can speak for me This pill will go down easier if ya just Lighten up! [Chorus]