Vanity 6 - If a Girl Answers (Don't Hang Up)Lyrics

Brenda, how are we gonna get 2 the party? Call up Jimmy, he's got a car And what if a girl answers? Hang up Hang up nothin', Jimmy says I was his girl Honey, don't you know everyone's Jimmy's girl? Brenda, I know better than anybody Well, if a girl answers, don't hang up, just talk about her Yes Hello, this is Vanity Is Jimmy home? Yes, but he's taking a shower Oh, I see Did he just take out the trash? No, that's somethin' he use 2 do Now he's taking out me Oh, I see Well, tell 'em he left his pants over here last night That's OK, you keep 'em He won't be needin' 'em 2 night Oh, what's the matter Is he going swimming? Why no, we was gonna go But he said he did that last night Well sugar, I know about a great party Why don't you bring us your car? So sorry baby, but I never go 2 singles' bars Singles? Is that what you think? Tramp, I'm datin' your dad Oh, he died about 7 years back Now ain't that just 2 bad? Well, that's how we like 'em - tall, stiff and ready That's positively more than I can say 4 dead Jimmy That's because he was swallowin' vitamin E Now he's swallowin' me Oh, you mean you were swallowin' him Why don't you just tie a mattress 2 your back? I'm gonna need it 'cause if I ever see your face I'm gonna fall and have a heart attack All that's gonna fall is the wig off your head Now what you think about that? I think I'd rather wear a wig Than run a motel 4 roaches, ants and lice Dogs and cats in my hat Hey, that's goin' 2 far Here, give me the phone Hey tramp, take a bath in puke What's more, you can kiss where the sun don't shine If that don't work, we can duke You see, the only kinda man that would play with you Is one that plays with himself None of my friends could stand the sight of you Much less the smell And if I weren't a lady, I'd take my money And buy you a brand new face Then I'd take my underwear and stick it in your mouth And you'd love it 'cause you got no taste And if that don't work, call back your dead daddy And show him what you look like now Honey, I'd bet he never come back 'cause you one ugly cow (Ooh-wee) Girl, you tell your boyfriend Jimmy he can go and get hit by a car 'cause as far as I see it, he can't afford 2 bite the beat of this star There's 2 things we can't stand One's a jive talk man The other's a jive talk man with no money Can you dig it? Click If a girl answers, don't hang up {x4} Don't hang up {x8} If a girl answers, don't hang up, don't hang up {x2} Don't hang up {repeat 2 fade}