The Minus 5 - StoryLyrics

How about another story I'm sure that's just what you need It's got a heavy moral and a hip philosophy So if you got the patience Well I know I've got the disease It started out in Munich A very long time ago A man their owned the butcher shop And the blood ran out the door He locked of three of his fingers And he kept'em out of the war Now his wife was large and clever Like a butcher's wife should be The children loved their baken lard was …. constantly The dog chewed on old knee joints and gobbled congealed grease The butcher had a credo that he liked to spread around If you looking for a sausage well you've come to the right part of town He laughed loud like a general and a clevo went up and down And the days where long and rosy with never a sight of regret When in to the shop came Kafka, boy he was definitely back form the dead I need a butcher for my new parable, and you perfect one he said You'll wake up soon as a pig my friend, and not just in my book I used a cockroach once before but nobody understood A mob will chase you trough the street and track you in the wood In the forest you'll find a clearing where all living things are save You'll … yourself on berry's and sleep in a nearby cave A simple life for a simple creature the rest of your natural days So if you ever need a butcher hacking feet of off a pig You better tell him about Kafka, you better tell him what Kafka did He is a trouble making Czech clerk and he knows just where you live How about another story I'm sure that's just what you need It's got a heavy moral and a new philosophy So if you've got the patience Well I'm sure I've got the disease Once their where two sisters in love with a whiskey priest He roam the hot savannah on a sacred wilder beast The sisters carried crosses and followed on shoeless feet After the seven years they came about an island in the sand The padre broke bottle and carved a starry to his hand They all fell to their knees to praise his barren choking land