That Handsome Devil - Viva DiscordiaLyrics

Ehh! Lucy's a goth chick Spit in the face of a jock at the mosh pit Then the kid lost it Saw her at the mall at the local Hot Topic Her boyfriend was picking out a new chain wallet Lucy's all talk She really ain't got no heart for a fight She'd rather see an art show Beat her face down till she looked like a Picasso Even ripped the ring out her boyfriend's nostril Brother's outside, smoking on a Newport Heard about his sister, running through the food court Ran right over the dude from the shoe store Rumored that he jumped down two floors, ooh, Lord! Came right up behind him The kid didn't see him I never seen that look on another human being Bats in the belfry (Whooha!) Rotten on the vine (Hahahaha!) Can't keep my eyes closed (Whooha!) Sunny all the time (Haha!) Put your hands where I can see 'em, boy Keep 'em up high This place (this place) Has gone Crazy Mona from Sedona, Arizona Drove to California in a beat up Toyota Reading Deepak Chopra And singing 'Champagne Supernova' Life, it ain't all roses, though You go where you're supposed to go Woke up in a mobile home Her kidney sold in Tokyo Jumping out the double-wide Running through the trailer park Tearing off the duck tape Wearing just a pair of socks Terry-cloth undies that her parents bought In hysterics when the sheriff stopped Crying, with her hair in knots Smelling like Smirnoff I think the drugs are wearing off Bats in the belfry (Whooha!) Rotten on the vine (Hahahaha!) Can't keep my eyes closed (Whooha!) Sunny all the time (Haha!) Put your hands where I can see 'em, boy Keep 'em up high This place (this place) Has gone Crazy (It don't matter) (Climb that ladder) Whooha! Daddy's little president Never found the evidence Heaven-sent, lemon-scented medicine they fed us with Said the speech, read it off the teleprompter Fly away in an army helicopter Heavy metal concert, in the yellow Mazda Jello shots and marijuana, going off to war now For a bunch of mobsters, looking for Osama... (Bin La da da da da da da da) Bats in the belfry (Whooha!) Rotten on the vine (Hahahaha!) Can't keep my eyes closed (Whooha!) Sunny all the time (Haha!) Put your hands where I can see 'em, boy Keep 'em up high This place (this place) Has gone Crazy