Steel Panther - Community PropertyLyrics

I would give you the stars in the sky But they're too far away If you were a hooker, you'd know I'd be happy to pay If suddenly you were a guy I'd be suddenly gay [Chorus] Cause my heart belongs to you My love is pure and true My heart belongs to you But my cock is community property You're the only girl that I like to screw When I'm not on the road When I come home, my dinner's made And the front lawn is mowed I'll kiss your mouth Even after you swallow my load [Chorus] I wanna make it clear So you retain it My dick's a free spirit And you can't restrain it No, you just can't chain it down I love you so much it hurts From my head to my feet I think of you and I can't Help but fondle my meat I see your face every time That I go out and cheat [Chorus]