Rosie O'Donnell - Merry Christmas From the FamilyLyrics

Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk at our Christmas party We were drinkin champagne punch and home-made eggnog little sister brought her new boyfriend He was a mexican we didn't know what to think of him 'till he sang "Feliz Navidad" Feliz Navidad Brother Ken brought his kids with him the three from his first wife Lynn and the two identical twins from his second wife Mary-Nell Of course he brought his new wife Kay she talks all about AA chainsmokin' while the stereo plays noel noel, the first noel Chorus: Carve the turkey, turn the ballgame on mix margaritas when the eggnog's gone send somebody to the QuicPac store we need some ice and an extension cord a can of bean dip and some Diet Rites a box of tampons and some Marlboro lights Hallelujah everybody say cheese Merry Christmas from the family fran and rita drove from harlejin i can't remember how i'm kin to them but when they tried to plug their motor home in, they blew our xmas lights cousin david knew just what went wrong so we all waited out on our front lawn he threw the breaker and the lights came on and we sang silent light, o silent night carve the turkey turn the ballgame on mix bloody marys cuz we all want one send somebody to the Stop N' Go we need some celery and a can of fake snow a bag of lemons and some Diet Sprites a box of tampons and some Salem lights Hallelujah everybody say cheese Merry Christmas from the family Feliz Navidad