Neil Innes - Lie Down and Be CountedLyrics

There's no song for the singer No words for the tune There's a mess in the message And a man on the moon There's no plan in the planet It's all gone berserk There's a milk bottle shortage And the traffic lights don't work Lie down and be counted Don't take any more Lie down and be counted What are we standing for? But there's hope for the couples who stroll in the park There's nuclear power to light up the dark There's national health and ice in the fridge And the occasional cow on a motorway bridge There's extended credit on easier terms And something to kill all known household germs There's sofas and armchairs and washing machines Stars on Sunday, fish fingers and beans Lie down and be counted Don't take any more Lie down and be counted What are we standing for? There's no song for the singer, no words for the tune There's a mess in the message and a man on the moon There's no plan in the planet, it's all gone berserk There's an everything shortage and the traffic lights still don't work Lie down and be counted Don't take any more Lie down and be counted What are we standing for? Lie down and be counted Don't take any more Lie down and be counted What are we standing for?