Macy Gray - My Fondest Childhood MemoriesLyrics

When I was ten I had a live in babysitter, She had a pet Kangaroo wore big breasts and feathers. She gave me ice cream every time I screamed and hollered And I loved her till I caught her sexing my father. She gonna hurt you daddy never again, She wasn't a friend, so I killed her. She gonna hurt you daddy never again She wasn't a friend, so I killed her. When I was thirteen the plumber stopped by, The house was flooding and no one knew why. Within no time at all he got rid of the water And I was grateful till I caught him plunging my mother. He gonna hurt you momma never again, He wasn't a friend, so I killed him. He gonna hurt you momma never again He wasn't a friend so I killed him, She gonna hurt your daddy never again, She wasn't a friend, so I killed her. She gonna hurt you daddy never again She wasn't a friend, so I killed her. And I don't feel bad about it. Say what? And I don't feel bad about it. These are my fondest childhood memories. I was just a kid, so they let me go despite the murders that I did All grown up now as you can see, My parents are still happily married thanks to me. These are my fondest childhood memories