Grandmaster Flash - Big Black CaddyLyrics

(intro) "Hey girl,you need a lift" "Ah ha" "I got this big black caddy outside to take you wherever you want to go" "Oh,really" "You want to see it?" "Yeah" "Oh what's that" My big.... black.... Caddy...Caddy My big.... black.... Caddy...Caddy Hey girl,you want to take a little spin Well just hop on because you can't get in But just be carefull how you (sit down) Or I'll make you (get down) I'll even be your chauffeur and drive you from town to town You ought to be glad that I let you cum The only kind of gas I ever use is premium As we were driving to our destination on a quest She said,"May I relax on your big head rest?" Now we listened to her favorite song,relaxed and laid back As I brove,her to Jersey on my big black Cadillac My big.... black.... Caddy....Caddy My big.....black.... Caddy....Caddy Now when I'm drivin' down deep dark tunnels on slick wet roads That's when I put my black Caddy in cruise control You fella's Caddy's on the side of the road,then go tow it Because my horn is workin' fine,don't believe me Come blow it Not Mercedes,BMW,Porsche or Masarati,it's a big fat stretch I'm tellin' everybody (my big black Caddy) Yo,I know ain't nothing wrong with your hearin' And I got a strong back that provides the power steering The fellas all (jealous) The ladies all (want it) You can't get in it but you all can ride on it My big.... black.... Caddy...Caddy My big.....black I drives a Caddy....Caddy A huh,huh,well,it's not the kind of Caddy that runs on gas It's the kind of Caddy that runs on (ass) The ladies waitin' in line to keep polished and shined It's designed so they never make one like mine It's rammed through many towns Really got around (did work,done damage) And it never broke down My Cadillac is great,earth's 8th wonder of the world Take it out my garage and scare the (shit out of girls) It's big,you dig,but there no need to panic 'Cause the Caddy's fully loaded and it's aerodynamic My big.... black.... Caddy...Caddy My big.....black I drives a Caddy....Caddy Joy-riding with my Caddy,cold chillin',gettin' loose When I saw this flygirl who needed a boost So I dipped into her bumpers with skill and with class She screamed."Harder,won't you give me just a little more gas" Doin' my best so she wouldn't feel inferior She said "I like your nice plush vinyl exterior" She was holdin' on tighter than a figure-four leg lock This is what she said the first time she saw the jock (Who Johnny Carson,your Caddy's so large) (But you can park your Cadillac in my greasy garage) My big.....black.....Caddy...Caddy My big.....black I drives a Caddy....Caddy