Blaine Larsen - YessireebobLyrics

Sitting on the sofa, just watchin' TV Flipping through the channels and what do I see A swimsuit model in the Cozumel sand And some lucky guy with a towel in his hand Holding it up as she changes her suit Getting all the best shots at the photo shoot [Chorus] How do you get that job, that's what I want to know Wherever he went to school that's where I want to go Holdin' up that towel, he's got it all figured out, yessireebob How hard could it be, that's the life for me How do you get that job There's doctors and lawyers with PhD's Who spend half their lives trying to get their degrees There's pro ball players we can all name Who spend every waking hour trying to master the game Then there's the guy with no talent by the girl with no clothes On the beach, by the ocean in Cozumel [Chorus] "So Jack you gotta tell me" "What are you talkin' about?" "When they're changing" "Oh the usual Blaine, quantic physics, foreign policy" "Yea that's great, you ever sneek a look over the towel?" "You want the truth Blaine? You can't handle the truth" [Chorus]