2 Skinnee J's - Brew Ha Ha!Lyrics

TGIF cause the stress ends soon Got your friends on your couch & your disc rocking tunes As you stand with your band in a room that is strewn With Zeus juice, froot loops and old yoo hoos Rounds of hi 5's and cries of "Yeah, dude!" Smoking cigarettes and sipping witches brew It's kid tested, mom approved To make your Jimmy swagger like the duke Dressed in your best threads for club lagoon They got teeny bikinis with real pontoons Out the door & down the avenue The shit's getting ill like repute Enter the strobe light exit harvest moon Greet throngs of paragons with your own platoon They bet you to step to this one that's cute She stands with her man hope he's chicken like Perdue If belligerence were affluence you'd be tycoon Try to overthrow the prince and start the coup But he's grown nuts like cashew so he must be introduced To your best friend your best man and new right shoe Brutes execute like John Wilkes Boothe Controlled by choke holds, low blows and broken tooth Fists bring the pain rain like monsoon Split the scene before you get the boot You're the kinda guy who thinks that life is simply passing you That last gasp is grasping you. Heard that last laugh get laughed at you. Is it coming true what your friends said in the last seats in backa you No they're wrong. Like the way George Bush spoke Sadaam at you Assess the damages and cast off those tags that the bullied branded you You're just disenchanted with Nasdaq like that cat back in Atlanta was Yet you still have the will to deal with the deck that's been handed you You be the outcast who outlast those old fears that panicked you And now we have you on your way back from your first crack at Pamela She'll become the better half of you. Just hope the rest of the night pass without somebody slamming you Now your crews acting rude stupid talk being spewed Going off half cocked with twice the attitude Young fools acting sick wanta kick like kung fu Watched too much Bruce Lee, Jet Li and John Woo Limbo how low will you stoop The sickness of fitfulness spreads like the flu Run with the wolf pack attack the chicken coop Flexin on the next kid who you run into Laughing while you turn his ass black and blue Pounce and bounce him into icu Hop a train or a taxi head home like pigeons do Smile as you greet the morning dew